::: One in a Thousand :::

How many times in a week will u bump into your neighbour in the lift? The approximity for me is NIL...in fact i dun remember sitting in the same lift with them since our last awkward moment like 3 yrs ago? Anyhow... I bump into my student in the lift...not once but TWICE in a day.! YES..I can't believe it myself. Chances of having students living in the same area as me is slim(due to the far distance) but having to BUMP into them is absolutely 1 in a 1000.

Yesterday on my way to the city...i encountered an uncanny scene on the train. As usual...I was at the last cabin. A middle-aged looking man board the train with me and stood beside the pole. As the train set forth to the next station, he knelt down to the pole and bowed 3 times to the pole, rose,took 2 steps towards the next pole, knelt down once again and bowed 3 times and the cycle repeats.......all the way to the next 2 cabins. I got down before i cud see if he had actually knelt and bowed to all the 6 cabins. No 1 knew why he did that.Hmm... He didn't look like he was praying

Anyways...i'm at my office work desk,happily enjoying the joy of having the 'O' level Prelim Exam. Reason becuz...students are out in the hall,doing the exam while i'm seated here tidying up my desk,eating,shitting, chatting,gossiping. Best of all....lessons are cancelled becuz of the exam...Wheee! =)

Yosemite 

World of Meeekay 

My Dreamland 

Pop Art!!!

::: How to entertain oneself while on duty as an invigilator :::

Disclaimer: The following set of instructions could cause you to lose your job. Queenie Charm shall not be responsible for any loss of income.


1) Refrain from sitting or u will prolly move into lala land.

2) Walk up and down the aisle either in an odd number direction then even number and repeat it several
times.

3) Scrutinize students' ID card. (Have a silent laugh at their pri 6 innocent or gorky look or u can check
out their birthdates to match how many students were born on the same date or any similar birthdates
with the people u know.

4) Stand in front and give a retard stare everytime a student lift up his/her head.

5) Stand in front of the class/hall and play the 'Who's the murderer' game. (Its quite amusing)

6) Stand behind and practise on yer cha cha dance.

7) Pretend there is any imaginary line between the aisle and walk forward and backward along the
imaginary line.

8) Predict winning 4D numbers from students' IC.... most likely numbers to strike this weekend are 0490,
4434, 2057.

9) Stare at the clock and follow where the seconds hand moves. (Note:Prolong staring will give u the ability
to draw a realistic clock without having to look at it)

10) Random stand beside students and start to stare at their exam script in disbelieved and
then give a cunning smile.

Hardworking colleague or rather a junk-collector? YES...these kinda species DO exist in my world. I am not surprised...under that pile of years collected papers, lies the missing golden scissors....ha! =) 

A Nite of 'DARE 2 B DIFFERENT'