::: Fanquevallemud :::

This is REALLY funny... =)

Use some imagination to look at this message. It's really funny.This is to test your English speaking level....
Try reading it aloud: "Fanquevallemud".
Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. This has been nominated for best email of 1999.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia..

Room Service (RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"
Guest (G): "Yes......"
RS: "Dju witch true odor somefing??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "How July it done peace?"
G: "What??"
RS : "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Howbow bkan?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "O light. An some DOS?"
G: "What?"
RS: "Dosee. July some DOS?"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."
RS: "Mmm...............Toes! toes!...
G: "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"
RS: "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...Mill...all T?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy....wite??"
G: "Well....Whatever you say"
RS: "Fanquevallemud!"
G: "You're welcome"
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Aite..if u remember the guy who stands outside Tangs Mall and broadcast to the world that he is a professional eyebrow shaver artist..check out his hilarious site http://www.stevenlim.net Get prepare to roll yourself on the floor ..ha

Aite...this is Ezekiel Tan, my newly-born nephew. Mirror image to his mother. 

I can't believe there is such an international day - 'EAT WITH YOUR FAMILY' hmm...well YES. My school practise this day.HA! 

and we have internal toilets in the staff rooms...no more walking in and out of the staff room. Not much of extra features except that we have 2 staff rooms on different levels ; we use the thumb scan to enter special rooms including staff rooms ; No more answering to phone calls by students waiting outside the S.R, we have this box which flashes your name if u are wanted by any student waiting outside ; there aint any gym and music room ; there is NO aircon in the art room =(

Ha...I finally kinda know who was D woman who started BJ. A pity we didn't get the chance to see the real 'Deep Throat' movie featured in 1972...C'mon afterall it was s'posed to be the MOVIE of the century since it created such a big hooha. And Oh i didn't know that the australia advert on telly isn't the full version..i saw the full version @ Lido Theatre while waiting for the movie to start. Seems like oz advert kips haunting me or rather i still can't forget that someone in oz... =(
Aite... something uncanny happened while we were @ the toilet @ shaw house Isetan after the movie.A GUY nicely pushed opened the the female toilet door and catwalked in towards the cubicles without looking puzzled or shocked. we were like " Huh? Does he know that he entered the wrong toilet?" My friend thought he was either a gay, trans or butch. When he came out of the cubicle, we confirmed that he was a 100% guy...he didn't bother to wash his hands. He catwalked out of the toilet, pretended that nothing perculiar had happened...hmm. I admire him for that bit...ha

trying to strangle joy-c

last time walking on the walkway towards the canteen 

One last glance of the NIE library and canteen =( 

Bengee and I were playing something like baseball 

Now the gallery is empty and big...good for playing catching...ha. YES we did get into our crazy mood and we started playing stupid games. Heres Joe, our game master 

Our post art exhibition...tearing down all our artworks 

From left: Jamilene, Mona, Charmain, Bengee, Joyce, Christine, Joe 

our 4 malay guys in class. From left: Azri aka Mr Eat anything, Faizal aka clown, Hud aka cheeky father, Sham aka Weak boy 

Our class art piece for Thaman and he was using the super sooka gun to create more colours on the art piece 

Wendy's artwork - her lollipop. Don't ask why cuz all of us are clueless about her artwork..hmm WHY lollipop of all things 

Bengee trying to bull to Thaman how much effort he had put in on his photography exhibit work....  

The arrival of Mr Thaman 

Whilst waiting for the Guest of Honour to appear.... 

HA... one of my art lecturer - Uncle Juneo. 

My fellow classmates , colleagues. From left: Christine Lee aka ADHD Weirdo, Joyce Teh aka New Age Aunty, Joyce Chia aka 'ka chi', Wendy aka Old Ms pokey irritant, Jamilene aka 'apple polisher' 

The center of our art exhibition. Tas's work 

Can't believe myself watching star wars...but it turned out not as bad as i thought...Anikin Skywalker is cute =) 

::: Those were the days :::

I have to give this a go on my mac...damn win pc totally died on me. Talk about slick design and all abt apple computer...whole load of crap! Theres so many restriction when using a mac...urgh wateva! Anyways...exhibition is finally over..have 2 wait for eons yrs to get Bengee 2 upload the pics so that i can post them here.

Got the posting for my final school which i have to eat and breathe there for 3 yrs and i dont know if i am able to survive through. Frankly, i hate the sound of the school name, let alone the venue it is situated and all the other craps im guna face when i step in there. Speak about venue....I need to kick off this habit.I am soo used to travel on private transport...i get very lazy when i have to go by public transport. The last time i sat on the 6 cabin to NIE was way before my school practicum and i have long forgotten the long dreadful hours of pushing and waiting with the commuters.

Had a few round of spinning nites on a Sub car and whoa...i was spinning @ 140km/h while blasting hip hop music was wild. Bengee N Sham were doing their usual dare missions on the road, scaring the other drivers and making us laugh non-stop. What a pity that we only got that close when we are all guna part really soon and we have less time to see each other.

Everytime i watch this advert...it reminds me of someone. . . . . . . . .

...indeed bored..ha!

aite...im bored

A Guy,4 gals and 1 pole stick...Hmm.. 

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Shots for our Dip Art Exhibit 

Our Diploma Art Exhibition